~Tildeisms~

Macy: you guys
Macy: in class today
Liza: yes?
Macy: my prof was like "WHY DO YOU WANT TO FEEL LIKE A PLASTIC BAG. IT'S A FUCKING PLASTIC BAG. THEY DON'T FEEL ANYTHING."
caitybethh: ~THEY FEEL THE WIND~
Gracie~: .................... but what if i read bag as vag.
Macy: omg
Liza: OMG THAT REMINDS ME OF THAT IKEA COMMERCIAL FROM A FEW YEARS AGO. ANYONE REMEMBER THAT ONE?
Gracie~: BARBIE'S PLASTIC VAG DOESN'T FEEL ANYTHING.
Macy: .............omg
Samantha: omg

Gracie~: how i would describe rex :: REX GROSSMAN GOES DEEP, SO HE'S LIKE A WHORE. REX GROSSMAN GETS SACKED MORE TIMES THAN THE HOTTEST HOOKER IN VEGAS. REX GROSSMAN IS BURNT MORE THAN TOAST. I AM NOT SAYING REX GROSSMAN IS BLACK, I AM SAYING HE SUCKS. HE SUCKS. AND HE SMELLS LIKE CAT POOP.

Liza: http://acciomrevanlongoria.tumblr.com/post/2822895382/oh-my-godd-can-i-just-fuck-your-theme-i-love-love .......................................................
Macy: ......................................................................
Liza: SHE CAN FUCK HIM IF SHE WANTS TO BE DISAPPOINTED
Liza: trololololo
Macy: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Liza: I am not one bit sorry
Macy: lol you have no reason to be sorry
Liza: nope
Gracie~: omg

Macy: ............omg
Macy: this, without context.
Macy: "yes do it!"
Arei: well of course that sounds bad without context.
Arei: that could also sound bad with context
Arei: "SHOULD I TAKE METH?" "YES DO IT"
Liza Elikofer: omg
Stephanie Diorio: "SHOULD I STICK MY DICK IN THAT?" "YES DO IT"
Macy: "SHOULD I SHOOT POT IN MY VEINS?" "YES DO IT"
Liza Elikofer: o m f g
Arei: "SHOULD I TRADE EVERYONE FOR MATT GARZA?" "YES DO IT."
Liza Elikofer: ok I have to go for it "SHOULD I HAVE BB GIOS?" "YES DO IT"
Macy: "I AM IAN KINSLER. SHOULD I FUCK MY?" "YES DO IT"
Stephanie Diorio: "SHOULD I SIGN WITH THE PHILLIES AND UTTERLY DESTROY THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE IN THE STATE OF TEXAS?" "YES DO IT"
Marty~: "SHOULD I TP THE ENTIRE CONTINENT OF AFRICA AND TAUNT STARVING CHILDREN?' "YES DO IT"
Samantha: omg marty
Stephanie Diorio: "SHOULD I NAME MYSELF THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND?" "YES DO IT"
Arei: "SHOULD I ALLOW THAT GUY TO STEAL SECOND BASE?" "YES DO IT" "NO I AIN'T HAVIN IT."
Liza Elikofer: I love all of you.
Marty~: "SHOULD I GET PLASTIC SURGERY TO MAKE MYSELF MORE HORSE-LIKE?" "YES DO IT"
Liza Elikofer: aksdmklamkaglns
Stephanie Diorio: This had better go on Things Tildes Say.
Samantha: WORKING ON IT STEPH
Marty~: "SHOULD I POST THIS ON THINGS TILDES SAY?" "YES DO IT"
Arei: "SHOULD I SKIP LEARNING HOW TO SPELL?" "YES DO IT"
Liza Elikofer: "SHOULD I POST WHAT MARTY SAID ABOUT THE HORSE?" "YES DO IT"
Stephanie Diorio: "SHOULD I PISS OFF MY CAT SO SHE MURDERS ME IN MY SLEEP?" "YES DO IT"

Samantha: if you have nightmares you should get a dreamcatcher!
Gracie~: I HAVE ONE ;(
Samantha: my mom bought me and austin ones today
Arei: my dreamcatcher is joe mauer ;(
Samantha: omg
Steph: ...I'm a catcher.
Steph: I hope I
Steph: *I'm somebody's dreamcatcher.
Steph: Someday.
Arei: salty is someone's dream catcher.
Arei: steph, you will have no problems finding one then
Steph: ...that makes me feel so much better about my catching skills and general attractiveness.

Macy: CANADA NEEDED TO WIN SO THAT RICH WOULD BE HAPPY AND THEN HE WOULD GET DRUNK AND FUCK BARRY AND BARRY WOULD GET SEXED UP REAL GOOD
Marty~: BUT NOW THEY ARE GETTING NOTHING
Marty~: THANKS TO THE DIRTY EUROPEANS
Macy: NOTHING
Macy: SWEDES DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THE SEX
Samantha: MAYBE HE'LL BE DEPRESSED AND THEN HE'LL DRINK AND BARRY WILL STILL GET SEX.
Macy: BUT IT WON'T BE AS GOOD AS HAPPY DRUNK SEX
Marty~: BUT NO, SWWEDEN DOESN'T THINK ABOUT OTHERS
Macy: THEY DON'T THINK ABOUT THE ORGASMS OF OTHERS
Samantha: omg ;(

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